i have been waiting to make this joke for five years.
i thought of a bad pun a few years ago, and had no idea how i would work it into an actual joke. i brainstormed for about ten minutes, then got distracted and didn’t think about it further.
UNTIL TODAY.
at lunch, someone was talking about how jesus was probably ripped, and i said “i bet he did PONTIUS PILATES.”
FIVE YEARS, Y’ALL.
